超现实主义日本日清雪景广告

Goal: Create a surreal Japanese advertising collage for {argument name="brand" default="NISSIN"} cup noodles, mixing a snowy pastoral landscape, internet culture, AI imagery, and absurd product placement.

Canvas: Wide horizontal banner, approximately 16:9, bright cyan winter sky and snowfield background, glossy commercial-composite style with photorealistic objects, soft glow effects, and exaggerated ad-like color saturation.

Main subject: Center-left foreground, a young blonde woman in a white lace top faces the viewer. Her face is intentionally obscured by a large flat tan square censor block. She holds an open silver laptop/tablet in her left hand and presents a cup noodle product on her right palm. The cup is labeled as a milk seafood noodle flavor, with colorful Japanese packaging and a creamy instant noodle lid. A small green mascot-like robot/alien with two antennae stands on or behind the noodle cup; its face/body is partly blurred by a small green square.

Text and branding: Top-left corner shows a red {argument name="logo text" default="NISSIN"} badge with small Japanese text beneath it reading 日清商品. Place a large white Twitter bird icon nearby in the upper-left sky. Bottom-left to lower-center has oversized rounded Japanese headline text {argument name="headline text" default="あぁ、チーズ感。"} in glossy orange-yellow 3D lettering with a soft shadow, spanning across the snow and foreground.

Background elements: Create a snowy landscape with white trees on the left, rolling snow hills, fences, and a farmhouse or barn on the right. In the upper-right sky, show a huge glowing translucent blue digital brain made of neon circuitry. Add sparkling data particles and faint interface marks around it.

Counted floating objects: Include exactly 5 floating balloon/orb elements in the sky: 1 hot-air balloon labeled “internet,” 1 smaller hot-air balloon labeled “Orotier,” 1 large hot-air balloon labeled “SNS” twice, 1 glowing glass orb labeled “Digital,” and 1 small orange-yellow hot-air balloon labeled “Oratier.”

Counted foreground and midground objects: Include exactly 3 food/drink items on the left snow beside the woman: 1 wine glass with red wine, 1 green wine bottle, and 1 cup noodle held in the woman’s hand. Include exactly 2 pigs lying on the snow near the lower-right center. Include exactly 1 panda standing at far right holding bamboo, with extra bamboo leaves on the snow. Include exactly 2 children in the snowy midground using devices: one child in a red striped shirt holding a tablet while running/kneeling near the pigs, and one child near the right farmhouse holding a laptop/tablet. Both children’s faces are blurred or covered. Include exactly 1 dark glossy futuristic vehicle or sled partially buried in snow near the children, with blue glowing highlights.

Style constraints: Make the image intentionally chaotic and meme-like, as if testing text rendering in an AI-generated Japanese ad. Preserve readable text where specified, but allow minor imperfect AI typography on small labels. Use bright daylight, crisp snow, commercial product lighting, and seamless but uncanny photomontage compositing. Do not add extra people, animals, logos, or headline text beyond the specified counts.