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请参考随附的 LINDA VS THE COFFEE MACHINE 角色设定表作为精确参照。皮克斯风格 3D 女性，30 多岁，深色头发扎成凌乱发髻并插着一支笔，身穿海军蓝西装外套和白色衬衫。场景仅限明亮的现代办公室茶水间，无暗光镜头，无其他人物。黑色/银色办公室咖啡机上标有“COFFEE MACHINE”字样，触摸屏全程可见。 0:00–0:02：Linda 走进茶水间，放下纸杯，按了一次美式咖啡按钮，平静地等待。 0:02–0:04：显示屏特写：“PLEASE WAIT — BREWING”（请等待 — 正在萃取）。咖啡机发出尴尬的嗡嗡声。 0:04–0:07：Linda 凑近观察，但毫无动静。最终，一缕细细的透明热水滴入杯中。机器发出两声蜂鸣。 0:07–0:09：显示屏变为“AMERICANO COMPLETE”（美式咖啡完成）。Linda 缓慢地拿起杯子。 0:09–0:11：特写：杯中只有冒着热气的透明热水。无声的失望。 0:11–0:13：Linda 面无表情地盯着镜头，喝了一口热水，毫无反应。 0:13–0:15：显示屏变为“READY TO BREW”（准备萃取）。Linda 看了看咖啡机，又看了看热水，放下杯子，拔掉发髻上的笔使头发散落，按动笔头，转身走开。最后传来一声轻柔的蜂鸣。 咖啡机始终不动。从未出现咖啡，只有透明的热水。皮克斯电影级写实感，微妙的幽默，真实的办公室氛围，流畅的运镜，包含中景/全景以及针对显示屏和杯子的特写镜头。

Use attached LINDA VS THE COFFEE MACHINE character sheet as exact reference. Pixar-style 3D woman, late 30s, dark hair messy bun with pen, navy blazer, white blouse. Bright modern office kitchen only, no dark shots, no other people. Black/silver office coffee machine labeled “COFFEE MACHINE,” touchscreen visible throughout. 0:00–0:02: Linda enters, places paper cup, presses Americano once, waits calmly. 0:02–0:04: Close-up display: “PLEASE WAIT — BREWING.” Machine hums awkwardly. 0:04–0:07: Linda leans closer as nothing happens. Finally a thin stream of completely clear hot water drips into cup. Double beep. 0:07–0:09: Display changes to “AMERICANO COMPLETE.” Linda slowly takes cup. 0:09–0:11: Close-up: cup contains only steaming clear hot water. Silent disappointment. 0:11–0:13: Linda stares hollowly at camera, sips hot water with zero reaction. 0:13–0:15: Display changes to “READY TO BREW.” Linda looks at machine, then water, sets cup down, removes pen from bun causing it to collapse, clicks pen, walks away. Soft final beep. Machine never moves. No coffee ever appears — only clear hot water. Cinematic Pixar realism, subtle humor, realistic office ambience, smooth camera movement, medium/wide shots plus close-ups on display and cup.